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好心水名车汇来源:腾讯课堂 2019-11-23 01:56:05 A-A+

  

  Hurricanes Irma and Matthew creeped out some on social media because of satellite images that resembled sinister skulls. Subtropical Storm Melissa has a different notable shape.

  A subtropical storm is a hybrid of tropical and non-tropical storms, and on Friday, the National Hurricane Center warned that "Melissa continues to cause coastal flooding along portions of the mid-Atlantic coast and southeastern New England."

  But it's the shape Melissa took in images shared by the National Hurricane Center that's inspired some not-so-family-friendly jokes on social media. 

  Here are the 11 am EDT Key #Messages regarding Subtropical Storm Melissa. Latest information: https://t.co/tW4KeFW0gB pic.twitter.com/U84Ezt1Py7

  Yes, it looks a little phallic, and social media users noticed. "Is a 14 year-old boy in charge of drawing these storm maps?!" wrote one Twitter user. 

  Wrote another, "Mother Nature doesn't screw around. Except when she does."

  Is a 14 year-old boy in charge of drawing these storm maps?! #Melissa pic.twitter.com/jLOynvuBra

  Mother Nature doesnt screw around. Except when she does.

  Attention anyone who has or will ever make a dick joke! Mother nature’s got you beat #Melissa pic.twitter.com/YsRrl2BJA9

  I’m 45 on Sunday and I’m not ashamed to say I laughed.

   pic.twitter.com/H5WpKIvK7g

  Are you kidding me with this colorful penis.. on #ComingOutDay

  More than one person made a throwback joke referencing President Trump's controversial insistence that Alabama was in danger from Hurricane Dorian, and the Sharpie-altered map that followed.

  "Trump is doing all weather maps now?" wrote one Twitter user.

  Watch for the Trump sharpie to enhance this.

  I'm gonna regret this. pic.twitter.com/nzXHalP5Ka

  Trump is doing all weather maps now?

  Hope someone will be good enough to alert Alabama about #Melissa!! pic.twitter.com/Bp6HDHW87r

  Some saw other shapes in the storm, including avocados and pot bowls.

  It’s an avocado!!!

  People are saying #Melissa looks like a penis. Not me, my first thought was it looks like a pot bowl! #LegalizePot pic.twitter.com/3H47y8e4nI

  Also, it wasn't exactly a good day for women named Melissa. 

  "Oh crap, why is my name trending?" wrote one. "A minute later: Oh good, it's just a tropical storm that's mostly offshore. Another minute later: Oh, but it has a rather unfortunate shape."

  Me logging into Twitter: Oh crap, why is my name trending? A minute later: Oh good, it’s just a tropical storm that’s mostly offshore. Another minute later: Oh, but it has a rather unfortunate shape ????‍♀️. #Melissa pic.twitter.com/kZzj2SiFhz

  Same! pic.twitter.com/zFLU0RQWwe

  I went through the same emotional loop too! LOL#Melissa

  Unfortunate shape?Not sure, but it DOES have your name written all over it.

  Yike - exactly - but hey - happy Friday to all the Melissas!

  Hang in there, Melissa army. Subtropical storm Melissa is expected to weaken over the next few days. Once your somewhat-risque-looking storm has passed, Nestor, Olga and Pablo are next up on the name list for Atlantic storms.

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  好心水名车汇【睁】【开】【眼】【睛】【后】,【筠】【簌】【回】【到】【了】【空】【间】,【空】【间】【是】【科】【技】【风】【为】【主】【的】【房】【间】。 【他】【没】【有】【忘】【记】【女】【尊】【位】【面】【说】【的】【要】【增】【强】【实】【力】。 【和】【系】【统】【聊】【了】【后】,【他】【就】【跑】【到】【健】【身】【房】【里】【锻】【炼】【了】,【随】【后】【又】【和】【机】【器】【人】【老】【师】【学】【了】【几】【天】【的】【拳】【击】。 【十】【天】【到】【了】,【阿】【籽】【对】【他】【说】,【【系】【统】【需】【要】【升】【级】,【积】【分】【和】【一】【些】【技】【能】【清】【零】,【升】【级】【后】【补】【偿】【您】【一】【万】【积】【分】,【补】【偿】【您】【一】【些】【道】【具】,【相】【关】【请】【看】

【袁】【媛】? 【听】【貂】【蝉】【提】【起】【这】【个】,【孙】【权】【不】【由】【得】【苦】【笑】【起】【来】,【袁】【家】【大】【小】【姐】【可】【是】【孙】【权】【第】【一】【个】【迎】【娶】【过】【门】【的】,【知】【书】【达】【礼】,【是】【大】【家】【闺】【秀】【不】【说】,【孙】【权】【更】【是】【喜】【欢】【得】【紧】。【甚】【至】【可】【以】【这】【样】【说】,【袁】【家】【小】【姐】【是】【孙】【权】【心】【目】【中】【的】【女】【神】,【而】【女】【神】【这】【个】【称】【谓】,【貂】【蝉】【都】【算】【不】【上】。【袁】【媛】【有】【貂】【蝉】【所】【不】【能】【比】【拟】【的】【高】【贵】,【貂】【蝉】【是】【出】【尘】【的】【仙】【女】【没】【错】,【袁】【媛】【则】【是】【货】【真】【价】【实】【的】【公】【主】。

【伴】【随】【着】【老】【祖】【声】【音】【消】【失】,【眼】【前】【的】【一】【切】,【也】【变】【得】【清】【晰】【起】【来】。 【这】【次】【空】【间】【不】【再】【黑】【暗】,【入】【目】【之】【处】,【皆】【是】【一】【片】【金】【色】【空】【间】。 【空】【间】【之】【中】,【没】【有】【别】【的】【东】【西】,【只】【有】【一】【尊】【高】【约】【百】【米】【的】【巨】【大】【雕】【像】。 【这】【雕】【像】【三】【头】【六】【臂】,【盘】【膝】【而】【坐】,【三】【只】【头】【颅】【上】,【神】【情】【迥】【然】【不】【同】,【或】【安】【详】,【或】【怒】【目】,【或】【冷】【漠】。 【张】【小】【羽】【看】【着】【眼】【前】【的】【雕】【像】,【陷】【入】【了】【沉】【思】。

  【而】【身】【边】【跟】【着】【的】【正】【是】【学】【院】【当】【中】,【四】【学】【院】【的】【长】【老】。 【他】【们】【奉】【皇】【上】【之】【命】,【特】【意】【带】【着】【这】【临】【月】【的】【皇】【帝】【来】【学】【院】【观】【比】【一】【下】【他】【们】【这】【一】【代】【天】【赋】【出】【众】【的】【弟】【子】,【顺】【便】【观】【赏】【一】【下】【学】【院】【景】【观】。 【可】【没】【想】【到】【这】【才】【刚】【过】【来】,【便】【听】【到】【了】【这】【临】【月】【帝】【王】【的】【名】【字】。 【他】【们】【想】【要】【出】【声】【提】【醒】,【奈】【何】【被】【临】【月】【帝】【王】【给】【制】【止】【了】。 【此】【时】【的】【他】【们】【只】【能】【苦】【着】【一】【张】【脸】【听】【着】。 好心水名车汇【她】【的】【姐】【姐】,【李】【茹】【兰】。 【没】【想】【到】【会】【在】【京】【都】**【遇】【到】【她】,【看】【她】【的】【样】【子】【过】【得】【不】【怎】【么】【好】。 【也】【不】【知】【她】【那】【个】【继】【母】【张】【庆】【花】【怎】【么】【样】【了】。 【想】【当】【初】,【她】【好】【心】【地】【想】【要】【将】【她】【们】【接】【去】【寒】【家】,【却】【不】【想】【听】【到】【了】【她】【们】【俩】【算】【计】【她】【的】【谈】【话】。 【她】【这】【一】【走】【就】【是】【四】【个】【月】,【没】【再】【听】【到】【过】【她】【们】【的】【消】【息】。 【她】【正】【出】【神】【地】【想】【着】,【就】【听】【见】【旁】【边】【的】【议】【论】【纷】【纷】。 “

  【忘】【忧】【谷】【中】,【魔】【樱】【紧】【紧】【的】【抱】【着】【冰】【棺】【不】【松】【手】。 【魔】【域】【之】【主】【看】【着】【完】【全】【是】【女】【子】【模】【样】【的】【魔】【樱】,【脸】【上】【既】【欣】【慰】【又】【心】【痛】。 “【樱】【儿】,【别】【哭】【了】!【你】【再】【哭】,【他】【也】【活】【不】【过】【来】【的】。”【魔】【域】【之】【主】【感】【觉】【自】【己】【简】【直】【为】【魔】【樱】【这】【个】【女】【儿】【操】【碎】【了】【心】。 【可】【魔】【樱】【对】【他】【的】【话】【充】【耳】【不】【闻】,【依】【然】【看】【着】【冰】【棺】【中】【的】【苏】【亦】【承】【泪】【雨】【连】【连】。 【魔】【域】【之】【主】【无】【论】【如】【何】【劝】【说】,【都】【没】【有】

  【屠】【圣】【联】【盟】【和】【武】【圣】【门】【之】【间】【争】【斗】【了】【二】【十】【多】【年】【了】。 【在】【普】【通】【人】【的】【眼】【中】,【屠】【圣】【联】【盟】【就】【是】【黑】【暗】【之】【中】【的】【老】【鼠】,【人】【人】【得】【而】【诛】【之】。【因】【为】【知】【道】【二】【十】【五】【年】【前】【武】【圣】【疯】【狂】【屠】【杀】【各】【大】【门】【派】【和】【威】【胁】【许】【飞】【的】【人】【都】【已】【经】【缄】【默】【不】【提】。 【加】【上】【如】【今】【武】【圣】【如】【日】【中】【天】,【妖】【国】【的】【妖】【王】【国】【主】【也】【臣】【服】【与】【他】,【给】【人】【类】【带】【来】【了】【和】【平】【和】【安】【宁】,【就】【算】【屠】【圣】【联】【盟】【的】【人】【散】【播】【出】【当】【年】【的】【真】

  【夏】【元】【成】【功】【兑】【换】【出】【了】【火】【焰】【山】【的】【地】【图】,【让】【他】【心】【惊】【的】【是】,【自】【己】【的】【精】【气】【值】【竟】【然】【已】【经】【积】【累】【到】【八】【千】【多】【万】【了】。 【这】【么】【多】【的】【精】【气】【值】,【如】【果】【全】【部】【拿】【来】【抽】【奖】,【能】【不】【能】【抽】【出】【一】【大】【堆】【强】【者】? 【夏】【元】【仔】【细】【的】【沉】【吟】【了】【片】【刻】,【最】【终】【决】【定】【还】【是】【算】【了】。 【系】【统】【其】【它】【方】【面】【还】【算】【正】【常】,【抽】【奖】【系】【统】【绝】【对】【是】【个】【坑】。 【以】【现】【在】【自】【己】【跟】【系】【统】【的】【关】【系】,【就】【算】【八】【千】【多】【万】【个】

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